Pillow Chop is a game about fluffing and karate-chopping the decorative pillows in a grand hotel lobby. It began as an inside joke and got out of hand.
Why it is free
Pillow Chop costs nothing. It has no ads, no in-app purchases, no subscriptions, and nothing to unlock with money. It does not track you, and it does not collect your data, because we do not want it.
We made it this way because we miss the days when apps were fun and free, and did not try to squeeze every drop of personal information out of you for profit and gain.
We think everyone should ask for more of that. The Internet used to be weird, funky and fun, and free of constant spying eyes and of fingers reaching into your virtual pocket to wrench out every possible dollar. We would like it back. This is our small contribution: one silly game that wants nothing from you except properly chopped pillows.
“Sentiment. In my lobby. See that it does not happen again.”
— The Manager
The details of what “collects nothing” means are in the privacy policy, which is short.